kryptoni-te:

IF YOU KISS MY COLLARBONES OR MY NECK I AM YOURS

(Source: cheapmondayy, via magstah)

hobbitts:

not stoned, just slightly pebbled

(Source: hobbitts2, via a-mental-mind-fuck)

zootedboy:

*has the option to say some negative shit about someone*

*doesn’t take the option and continues to live life peacefully*

(via fkmesenpai)

artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

(Source: sburbs-givenaway, via trying-to-pursue-happyness)

    Hercules: Yeah, I'm a demigod, child of the Big Three,
    Percy: Oh, yeah? Me too.
    Hercules: Well, when I was just a baby I strangled to snakes with my bare hands.
    Percy: Ah, I know what you mean. My mum freaked when I did that.
    Hercules: I fought the Nemean Lion.
    Percy: No way! Same. I was, what, fourteen?
    Hercules: I've fought a hydra.
    Percy: Dude, same. Although I wouldn't have been able to kill it without Clarisse, but still.
    Hercules: I hunted down Artemis' sacred deer,
    Percy: Oh, my friend did that. Chasing deer isn't really my thing though.
    Hercules: Oh, well... ahh... I fought this massive boar once.
    Percy: I think I fought it's girlfriend! It was a couple of days before I fought Kronos.
    Hercules: *sweats nervously* This one time, I had to clean this stable that hadn't been cleaned for thousands of years,
    Percy: Riiiiight. I heard a nymph helped you with that? I used my own powers. *raises eye brow*
    Hercules: I --
    Percy: Dude, I could go all day.
    Hercules: *flustered* I fought AMAZONS -
    Percy: Been there.
    Hercules: The minotaur --
    Percy: Done that. I was twelve.
    Hercules: I... uh... I've... been to the Underworld and back!!
    Percy: Man, I am sooo sick of that place. Been there like four times.
    Herucles: Uhhhh... I... *heavy breathing*
    Percy: Well, we done here?
    Hercules: *triumphant grin* I WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY.
    Percy: Yeah, I turned mine down because I liked this girl...
    Hercules: *jumps into the river Styx*

grandmaspubes:

frankoceanfanclub:

'Dont I get a hug' most cringeworthy line

Creepy boys’ anthem

(via potentially-awkward)

nflstreet:

feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever

(via sorry-its-just-me)

"23 years ago today, a boy named Harry Potter boarded the Hogwarts Express. 23 years ago today, Ron Weasley asked if he could sit in Harry’s compartment. 23 years ago today, Hermione Granger asked they if they saw Neville’s toad. 23 years ago today, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sorted into Gryffindor. 23 years ago today, the golden trio met."
- (via lindsaylately)

(Source: siriuxblacx, via i-wish-i-was-regina-george)

akfangirlindisguise:

kingshezza:

finding fanfiction i haven’t read yet

image

THIS IS THE EXACT REACTION. THIS IS SO PERFECT.

(via harrypotter-and-lordoftherings)

clestroying:

turning 12 like

image

(Source: clestroying, via uglypnis)

sassykardashian:

*secretly having a mental breakdown because nothing is going right and all motivation is lost* 

(Source: sassykardashian, via strivetosolvemyself)